Friday 24 May 2013

Funy (Lii

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Larki k baghair guzara ho jata hai
But Bijli tere siwa guzara b Nahi hota
I Love u Bijli
Kaha ho janeman ajao
Inta dor na jaya karo men mar jaio ga.plz a jaio.

Wednesday 22 May 2013

Vote

1 pao Neem k pattay lain
In ko saaf kar k 1 bartan main daal dain
1/2 kilo saaf paani is main daal kar aag per rakh dain
3 sabz Elaichi chutki bhar podina thorri si daar cheni 4 danay loung k aur 1 chataank ajwaen is main shamil kar dain jab pani aadha reh jaey to utaar kar saaf kapray se chaan lain.
Thanda honay per LOTAY main dal kar ISTANJA karain
Is se PTI kO vote denE ka keera mar jaeyga.:vote for PMLN

Sunday 19 May 2013

Funy

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< < Ander bijli nhi hy bahir NEERI hy

main kere pasy jawan

main manji kethy dhawan
*Hapy Mitti ktta nit

Monday 6 May 2013

Marasi

Marasiyon ka Baap mrney wala tha
Us k gird sb khamosh Bethe They

Mahol Sogwar tha

1 Mrasi Bola:Welay Bethy Aan,Jidon tk Aba Mrda Nai P0li P0li tolki waja lo.

Saturday 4 May 2013

Sardar

1 Sardar park me bench pr
Leta huwa tha
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Waha say 1 angraiz guzra!
Sardar se pocha:
R u relaxing?
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Sardar:
No i am ranjit singh.
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Phir 1 angraiz guzra or us ne b yehi pocha.
R u relaxing?
Sardar ghusy say.
No i m ranjit singh.
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Sardar uth gya aur apny say kuch door lety huwy angraiz say poocha.
Are u relaxing?
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Angraiz: yes i am relaxing.
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Sardar:
Uth kutti dya puttra tenu loki lab lab pagal ho gye ny. .
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to ithy aram nal lama payan ven!