Student sms

Master:
Duniya Gol hai.!

Sardar:
Tusi kehndy o ty man lena wa
.
Abba ty kehnda ay.....
Duniya
Bari
"PAIN CHOD ay.

Pappu Dukan walay say: Ustad g choohay maran wali dwai deo,
Dukandar: Ghr ly k jani hy?
Pappu: Hor Anni dya choohay ethay ley k Aavan :


"0oh Relax Dear"

Pathan sms

Pathan ne call milai to awaz ai:
"Is call k liye apka balance na-kafi ha"

Pathan:
"Koi baat nhi meri jaan,
Tum se baat ho jati hai bus itna hi kafi hai...:

Teacher:
parveen shakir k is misre ki tashreeh karo

"Wo jahan b gya lota to mere pas aya"



Sardar:
"Jitthay Di Khoti,
Otthay Aan Khaloti.

Sardar&phatan sms

SARDAR
Yar musibat k waqt Gadhay ko bhi Baap banana parta hai

Pathan
Yar bari himmat hai jo teri Amma Maan jati hai.:-D

Sardar sms

Sardar Bachey se :

Batao"PHUDI" or "PHUDA" Me Kiya Farq He,

Bacha Masoomyat Se :

.

.

"Teri pain di phudi"
"Teri maa da phuda".;-)
(urri. Baba.)

Sardar sms

Sardar Tere result da ki banya AE
Son Headmster saab da puter fail AE..
SardarTe tOu
Son Doctor saab da puter v fail AE..
SardarTe tera result ki ae
Son O wakeel saab da puter v fail ho gya ae
SardarKaminay, main tera pucheya ae..
.
.
.

SonTe Tu kera Allama Iqbal ain
TEra putar v fail ae...!

Pathan Sms

1"pathan"
Doctr k pas gya or bola k ghr ja kr mreez chek krny k kitny pesy lo gy?

Dctr:Rs100

Pathan:utho chalen
Dctr or pthan
Dctr ki Bike
Py Ghr pnchy to
DCTR ne pocha k mrez kahn hy?
Pathan:mreez koi nhi hy
wo Taxi wala 300 mang rha tha
Or Ap 100 me Ly Aye

Student sms

Result ager acha ho:
Teacher: Shinning bacha hai
Maa: Mujh pe gaya hai
Baap: Beta kiska hai aakhir
Dost: Chal bottle pity hain

Result ager bura ho:
Teacher: Dhyan parhai me nahi hota iska
Maa: Aag lagay is mobile ko
Baap: Laad pyar ne bigara hai isay
Dost: Chal bottle pity hain

Birthday pe:
Maa: Mera beta jiay hazaro saal
Baap: Allah her qadam pe khushi de
Dost: Chal bottle pity hain

Love main fail:
Maa: Beta bhool ja usay
Baap: O mard ban puttar
Dost: Chal bottle pity hain

Moral: Sub badal jata hai per dost nahi badalty......
Chal aaja isi baat pe...









bottle pity hain. :
;-).

Pagal sms

Doctor Pagal se:tum pagal q huey?
Pagal:mai ne aik bewa se shadi ki
uski
jawan beti se
mere bap
ne
shadi ki..
mera
baap mera
damaad ban gaya
yon meri woh beti hui tu woh meri behan hui.
magar
main uski nani ka
shohar tha
is liye
woh meri
nawasi
bhi ho
i isi tarha mera beta
apni dadi ka bhai
bun gaya
aur
main apnay betay ka
bhanja...
Doctor:uth kutty dea putra tu menu v pagal keren ga...'

Pathan sms

Pathan ne larki se jhagra karte karte neche ungli kar di.

Larki boli- Teri ye himmat?

Pathan bola- Tum ne hi to kaha ungli
neeche kar ke baat karo...

Funy

To,
The Principal,
Romance School,
Sex City.
Sir,
Ma 16 Saal Di Haseen Larki aan.
Ty Ma 8v Class Vich Pardi C
Pr Mere mamy Vady Ho Gye Te Menu Sida 10v Clas Vich Kr Dita Gya

Mere mamy Da No.34 Is Kr K Mera Roll No V 34 Hai
So Gal Eh Hai K Main Kal Skol Aa Rai C
Menu Rasty Vich 2 Mundya Ne Phar Liya
Te Meri niki jai jwani khol k vadi kr Diti
Is Lai Main 2 Din School Nahi Aa Sakdi
unhan mundya di ma di choli,
Te
Tawadi tab-e-daar
poli..

Pathan sms

Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do, hum tumhay 15 din k bad lota dega.


(after 15 days)

admi: Lao khan hogay 15 din.

Pathan: Han ye lo..

admi: Aby yeh to LOTA hai?

pathan:Han hum b to yehi bola tha k LOTA dega

Love funy

larki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na jis se meri dil ki dharkan tez ho jye, mera dil zor zor se dharke, muje kuch kuch ho

Larka: Nassss ja tera Abba aa gya e.