Pathan

JANG me Pathan ne Bullet-Prof jacket ki jagha Machar-Dani pehan raki ti Poocha:Q? Pathan:Jis me Macher nahi Ghus sakta us me Goli kese ...

Pathan

1 Pathan ki shAdi ho rahi thi
Molvi Nikah ghalat parh rha tha






Pathan bola:
Molvi tmko to Nikah b parhna nahi ata.
Tum Lrki k 7 betho hm NikAh prhta hy.

Pathan

pathan Ko Foot Path Rang Karny Ka Thekka Mila

1st Day me 3 Kilo meter Rang Kiya

2nd Day me 1 k.m

Aur
3rd Day me Sirf 200 Meter

Supervisor:
Yar 1st Day me itna Zayada

2nd Day Us Se Kam

Aur 3rd Day me itna Kam?

Kyu?

pathan:
O Yara
Tum Rang Ka Dabba b To Dekho Na



Kitna Peechay Reh Gaya Hai(." (".)

Funy

Ek-kiss K Baad kya Hota Hy?
Socho, Shrmao Mat

?

Ek-kiss (21) k Bad Ba-iss (22) hota hy
(',')
<)) Sudhr Jao
_//_Tum

Sarda&pathan

Sardar:
yar koi aisa gift bta
jo teri bhabi k dil pr thaaa ker k lgay??

Pathan:
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Goli maar dey

Dosti

Ay dost Agr Tumhe Mujh se acha dost mily to
Beshak Us se dosti kr lena

Mgr jb Wo Tumhe thukra de.

to

Hm Tumhe wahin milen gy
ye kehny k lye

K

Hogayi besti?

Krli begairati?

Mil gya sukoon?

Pay gai thand?

Mit gai kharish?

Namonay
Kaha tha na k Mjhsa dost ni mil sakega
Chal aja ab KA[)[)U jesa mou na bna.

Shaid shuda

Ghussy ka aana Mard Hony ki Nishani Hy,
mgr
Ghussy ko pee Jana
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"Shadi shuda Mard"
Hony ki Nishani Hy...

(Hazrat Baba Run Mureed urf B.V wali sarkar)..

Pathan

"Dosti ki new misal"

Pathan Khudkushi Kr Rha Tha
KiSi Ne Kaha K Ye Q Kr Rhe Ho?

Pathan:Hmara BV Hmare Dost K 7 Baag Gya He
OR
Hm Apne Dost K Bgair G Nhi Skta.

Pathan

Ek Pathan Ny Gali K K0NE Me Kachra Phenk Diya



Thori Dair Bad Ghom Phir Kr Gali Me Aya To



Mohally Waly Apas Me Lar Rahy Thy K Kachra Kis Ny Phenka


Ek Shaks Ny Gussy Sy Kaha Phenka Hoga Kisi Kutty K Bache Ny




Pthan Side Me Ja K khob Hansa 0r Kaha

Kachra Me Ny Phenka 0r Nam Kutte K Bache Ka Aa Gya.

Sardar

Sardar:
Murgi kine di ay?

Dukandar:
10 rupe di.

Sardar:
Eini Sasti?

Dukandar:
Eno AIDS ay

Sardar:
chal de de
asien v pkani ay
keri bond marni ay.;

Pathan

Pathan:
Ye kis cheez ka khait hy?
Kisaan:
Ye kapaas ka khait hy jis sy kapry bnaye jaaty hein,

Pathan:
Is mein Shalwaar ka Poda kon sa hai...?;)?

Funy

1 bacha bank me wait krte huye seat pe betha ye keh rha tha

Agr meri maa bakri hoti or mera bap bakra to me lela hota

Agr mera bap murgha hota or meri maa murghi to me choza hota

Bank manager okta kr bola agr teri ma kanjri hoti or tera bap kanjar to tu kia hota

Bacha, phr me Bank manager hota.

Pathan sms

Pathan:
Ye kis cheez ka khait hy?
Kisaan:
Ye kapaas ka khait hy jis sy kapry bnaye jaaty hein,

Pathan:
Is mein Shalwaar ka Poda kon sa hai...?;)?