Shadi

1 Admi Ney 6 Shadiyan Ki
Har Shadi k Kuch Din Baad Uski Biwi Ki Death Ho Jati

Ab Wo 7vi Shadi Karna Chahta Tha Magar Koi B Unko Apni Beti Denay Ko Tayyar Na Tha

Aakhir Unko 1 Aisi Khatoon Mili Jin Ki B 6 Shadiyan Ho Chuki Thi
Aur Har Baar Unka Shohar Mar Jata Tha

Logoon Ko Tajassus Howa k Ab Dekhtay Hain k Kiya Hota Hay?

Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai
Aur Dosray Roz Hi...
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50 ka load bhejo phir Bataoun ga. pyaray dosto.

Pathan

MATHS Teacher to a brilliant pathan:

Aap 8 apples ko 6 logon me barabar kaisy taqseem kren gay ?

pathan: milk shake bana k.

Doctor&pagal

Pagal ne pagal ki jan bachai.
Doctor ne usay office bulaya aor kaha:
Tum ne uss pagal ko pani k talaab se nikal kr ye sabit kiya k tum normal ho,Lekin afsos k aj subha uss ne rassi se latak kr khudkushi kar li.
Pagal: Hahaha
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Wo tou . .
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Ma ne ussy sookhany k liye latkaya tha.

Pathan

Teachr: Pak k ktny Soby hn?

Pathan:4

Teachr: wah Khan aj pehli Bar Sahi Jwab Dia Tm nay chalo ab un kay Nam btao?

Pathan: Mashrik,Maghrib,
shumal,junob..

Doctor

Operation se Pehlay doctor ne Phoolon k haar mangwaey

Mariz:Ye kis liye.....
Doc: puttar Mera 1st opertion hai Agr kamyab hua to mere liye warna tary liye
:-)

Pakistan

Duniya mein jab Barish hoti hai to Aawaz Aati hai...

"What A Romantic Weather"...

Aur Pakistan mein jab Barish hoti hai to Aawaz Aati hai...

1: Utho Mundeyo Manjey Andar kar deyo...

2: Motor te Tasla rakh
Be~Hideteya...

3: Toodi Pij gyi saari Bsharmo...

4: Bakri Andar kro Laantiyo...

5: Oey dekh Parnaaley wagdey k naee...

6: Baallan da te kise Kanjar nu Chetta v naee huna Kha Leyo Hun khey te Swaah...!

Happy cloudy weather

Sawal?

3 dost hotal par gay lunch kia


Rs 75 ka ¿il bana
Teno ne 25'25'25
Diay


Waitar ko manager ne 5 ropay wapis kr diay
2 rupay waiter ne khod rakh liay
Aur1'1'1 un teno ko wapis dia
Matlab teno ne 24 24 24 ropay diay
24+24+24=72
Aur 2 Waitar waly
72+2=74
Btain 1 ropya kahan gya.

Jawab zaroor daInA..

Panjib

Plz read in punjabi....

1
13
khayal
20
na aawey
tay
80
udaas ho
janday haan
100
20
nhi sakdy
Chalo
A
10
devo
Tusi
20
saanu
iina
E
yad
kardey O
Ya roz
32
band
kar k
100
janday
O.
A gall kisay 9
20
na 10 daveen k
13 mera 7 hamesha rahaway ga
Q
k
A DIL 20
Tera
tey
80
20 teray
I MIS U DIL K 7
Hum 2,9,1,7...

Funy poetry

Dil k Mehman Ban Jao
Aankhon ka Armaan Ban Jao
Honton ki Muskan Ban Jao

Oh...

Tusi O..?..?....

I am very sorry
Tusi Tay Bus Insaan Ban Jao.
Hahahahahaha....

Funy

Aap jo koi B ho.

Mere number pe 20 ka balance dalwa do,Main is waqt bathroom mein hoon aur ghar walay chhat per hain,

un ko phone ker k bolna hy k motor chala do Pani khatm ho gaya hy.

Mera yaqeen karo, main hath dho k aap ka balance lota dun ga.

Plz meri madad karo.

Funy

Sochta hon tere DIL me utar kar dekhon

=DOST=

Konsa purza khrab ha jo Tujhe sMs karne nhi deta...

(.")/ Oy Chote
<) ( Ranch
_/ /_ le k aaa..

Pandu ishq

Dangi macher

Funy

Us Ne Pal Bhar k Liye bi meri Masoomiyat Na Dekhi ,,
faraz

Bus motar cycal roki, Mobile khoya tey oo Gya...
(',')/
<) (
_//_ Oye Mama Sim ty dy ja...

Good morning

('.') Hy, O Rabba,
<)'(> Halie tk
_/'\_ sutte pye O.

Chalo utho manji wehli karo
, ('.')
_/)'(\_
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shabash
Good Morning

Pathan

Pthn Heera Mandi Gya
Dallal se Rate Pocha

Dallal

500 lrki k
100 mere 50 police wale k
Pthn
O Yara Dil Khush kr Diya Jao Police Wale Ko Le Ao.

Sardar

Sardar Ne Airport
Call Kar K Pocha:
Punjab Se America
Ka Safar Kitni Dair
Ka Hai?
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Receptionist:
1 Second Sir,
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Sardar;
Pee k Bethi aen
salliye..

Funy

Wo Rooth Kar
Kehti he Mujh se k
Tumhra to Milna hi Kam ho gya hy.

Ab Us Pagli ko Kese Smjhaon k PETROL 103 LTr ho gya hy .
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or CNG milti nhi
('.')
<):(> Dekh yaar is
KEKRRY K MU WALY ZORDARI ki waje se
"LARKIiyan" hath se nikal rahi hai.
('.')/
<):(
Ruko Janu cycle par araha hun

Son&father

Baap: puttar tu paper vich 100% number lena"

Puttar: "Dont" worry main 200% lavan ga

Baap: bagairata mazaq karda mere naal

Puttar: shuru kinne kita C

Bv

Admi: Meri BV Bohat Achi Hai,
Mujhe sardi mai Pani Garam Kr K Deti Hai.

Dost: Nahane K Liye?


Admi: Nahi yar,


Bartan Dhonay K Liye...

Funy

Dil Or Duniya Me Srf Itna Frq He
K
Is Dunia Me Bhot Log Rhte He
Or
Is
Dil
Me SIRF

Aap
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Ki
"Bhabi" Rehti hy.
tusi Hr Jga na war jaya Kro..*

Student&poilce

Police walay ne 1 student ko pakr lia.

Studnt:
sir main student hoon plz muje
Chor den

PoLice:
tum bina licence k motorcyle chlate ho?

Student:
Nai

Police:
larkiyon ko cherty ho?

Student:
Nai

police:
tm larkiyon k clg k bahir chuti k wkt jaty ho

student:
Nai
police:
kisi larki ka num ha tmhare ps
student:
Nai

Police:
net cafe jaty ho?

Student:
Nai

Police,
Oay fer tu
kerhi gal da student an...
PAO ENU LAMYA.... :

Dost

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,

bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.

Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?

Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.

Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.

Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.

Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?

Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.

Admi: (gussy se);>
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.

Bcha:
"Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun"

Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay.

Funy

Hamari aany wali nasal ki
A.B.C..,



A - Apple phone

B - Bluetooth

C - Chating

D - Download

E - Email

F - Facebook

G - Google

H - Hotmail

I - I-Pod

J - Java

K - Kingston

L - Laptop

M - Message

N - Nokia

O - Outlook

P - Print

Q - Quick Time

R - RAM

S - Skype

T - Touch Screen

U - USB

V - Vista

W - Wi-fi

X - XP

Y - Youtube
And
Z - Zubaida Aapa:;-)

Teacher&student

Teacher. Tum bre ho kr kya kro ge?

Studnt: Shadi

Teachr. nai,
Mera mtlab hy kya bno ge ?

Studnt. Dulha,

Teachr. oh ho,
I mean bre ho kr kya Hasil kro ge ?

Studnt. Dulhan,

Teacher. IDIOT
mera matlb hy bre ho kr Mami Papa k liye kya kro ge ?

Studnt. Chand c Bahu laun ga,

Teachr. Stupid Tmhare Papa tum se kya
chahte hen?

Studnt. phool sa Pota,

Teachr. o haram dya Teri Zindgi da ki Maqsd aa ?

Student: SHADI........

Funy

1 Admi Ne akhbar main add Dekha
"Purana Mobile Do or New Mob Lo"

WO Us Adress Pe Gya
Wahan Koi Shop Nai Thi
Wahan 2 Larko Se Us Add K Bary Main Pucha Unho Ne Gun Nikaal K Kaha:Ye Add Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha
"Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja k Nya Le
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Pathan

Pathan ek dafa Hospital Ultrasound karwane gaya

Doctor:
Shirt Utaro belt loss kar k ultey let jao

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Pathan ghabra k:

Dr. SAHB
"Pehle Ultrasound na kar Lein.

Funy

Duniya mein jab Barish hoti hai to Aawaz Aati hai...

"What A Romantic Weather"...

Aur Pakistan mein jab Barish hoti hai to Aawaz Aati hai...

1: Utho Mundeyo Manjey Andar kar deyo...

2: Motor te Tasla rakh
Be~Hideteya...

3: Toodi Pij gyi saari Bsharmo...

4: Bakri Andar kro Laantiyo...

5: Oey dekh Parnaaley wagdey k naee...

6: Baallan da te kise Kanjar nu Chetta v naee huna Kha Leyo Hun khey te Swaah...!

Happy cloudy weather

Pathan

Ek Pathan Kahin Ja raha tha Ke Usne ek deewar pe Parha

"Parhne Wala Kutta"

Pathan ko Bohut ghussa aya,


Mita Kar likh diya!

"Likhnay Wala Kutta" ;-).

Sheikh

Sheikh Biwi k sath train me safar kr rha tha, Raat ko Biwi boli
sheikh G "sath wla admi mre breziar me hath dal raha hy



Sheikh:Tu paisy kad k menu phara dy..?

Dost

Mera 1 Dost kehta tha K
"JAAN b mango to hazir hy"

Aaj wo apni "BV" ko JAN kehta h


Or mango tu Gaaliyan deta hy

(',')/Saala Matlabi tha

Gujjar

1 gujjar ko zorr say cheenk aai to uski dhoti gir gai,

Wo dhoti pakar k bola :

Wah oye yaad karan waleya aj tey laa paa k haath wich phara deti hai.:

Poetry funy

Pagal Ho jaye to phir kisi ki nahi sunta

Yeh dil mujhe
Tahir ul Qadri lagta Hai._.!!

Studenj, gujar, teacher

Class ki group photo dekhatay hoye teacher bacho se kehne lagi k jab tm log baray ho kr ye dekho gay to kaho gay

Ye sana hai jo america chali gai
Ye umar hai jo london chala gya
Or ye gujjar hai jo wahin ka wahin reh gya

gujjar bola:
aur ye humari teacher hain jinka inteqal ho gya

Teacher: LaKh lanat e

Love

Grl: Mt kr Picha Mera
1Din Pchtyga
Bahr collage k Tu Samose ka Thela Lgaega

Boy: Mt Thukra Mery Pyar ko
1 Din Pchtygi
Usi Thele Pe Brtan Dhoti Tu B Nazr Aegi.

FumY

Ek Aurat Apny Hath Mein Hathora Le Ker Apni Beti K College Gai Aur Boli:
Kahan Hai Meri Beti Ki Class?
Principal: Behan G, Shaanti Rakhiye, Akhir Baat Kya Hai?
Aurat: Aaj Meri Beti Ko Yahan Sirf 5 Din Hue Hain Aur Us Ki 5 Shalwaren Phat Gai Hain...
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Aaj Main Uss Ki Bench Ki Keel Thok Kr Hi Jaun G.

Tharki Insaan.
2013 aagya.pr teri soch..! Tauba kr...;-)

Pathan haha

Pathan india gya or pakra gya
security: who r U.?
pathan: I m Hindu
security: tell Me the 5 names of bhagwan.
pathan: yasu, panju,Haar, kabutar, doli..: