Pathan

Pathan"k"8' sawalo k

jawab den or jeeten

"Naswaar"

Q.1: China kis mulk mai waqia hai?

Q.2: 14 Aug kis date ko Aati hai?

Q.3: Green Rang kis Color Ka Hota hai?

Q.4: Tamater Ko Urdu Mai Kya Bolte hen?

Q.5: Quaid-e-Azam Ki Qabar Mai Kon Dafan hai?

Q.6: 9 Bajay Ki Khabren Kis Waqt Aati hain

Q.7: MOHMAD-BIN-QASIM Ka Naam Kya Tha?

Q.8: Nawaz Sharif ka Apne Waalid Se Kya Rishta hai?
"Try it and win" a purri of naswar.

Faraz&poetry

Ajeeb c Halat Ha Tere Jany K Bad

Bhook Hi Nahi Lgti Khana Khany K Bad

Mere Pas 8 samosy Thy Jo Mene Kha lye Faraz

1 Tere Any Se Pehly, 7 Tere Jany k bad

Neend nahe aate sone k bd, nazar nahe aata ankhan bnd krne k bad

Dctr se pocha iska elaj
De kr tablts bola..

Kha lena 2 jagne se phle 2 sone k bad.

Love funy

Larkay ko mooka mila to uss ne apni girl friend k Mobile ki phone book ye daikhne k lye kholi k !!
"is Larki ne mera naam kia Likha ha??
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Wo ye daikh k hayran ho gaya k us k no k sath likha tha...
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Balance wala bhai...;

PAPU

College me papu ne 1 larki k0 "I L0VE U" kAha

Larki ne z0r se thapar mara or b0li
kia kaha ??

Papu:


Kutttyy ki bachi jab suna nahi to thapar Q mara ?

Funy Molav

1 molvi sahib bazar se guzar rahe the

raste me 3 larkiyan mili
1 larki boli :- namaste molvi saab
molvi :- ye dozakh me jaye gi
2sri boli :- assalamoalaikum
molvi:- ye jannat me jaye gi
3sri boli :-hello darling





molvi:-Hat jao ye mere 7 jaye gi...!!;)

Satudent&love

Love Story of a Matric STUDENT

Me 3 sal ka tha
wo peda hui

Mene school admshion lia
vo 2 sal ki thi

Me Primary me tha
wo Prep me thi

Me Midle me tha
wo Primary me thi

Me Matric me tha
wo Midl me thi

Me Matric me tha
wo Matric me thi

Me Matric me tha
wo FA me thi

Me Matric me tha
wo B.A me thi

Me Matric me tha
wo MA me thi

Me Matric me tha
wo Ph.D me thi

Me Matric me tha
wo doctor ban gai

kal uski Shadi hy or mera
Matric ka paper hai.

Pathan

Army Training k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pocha: Ye hath main kia hay?

Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye bandooq hay.

Officer: Ye bandooq nahin tumhari izzat or
shan hai, tumhari maa hay maa.

Then Officer to a Pathan Sipahi:
Tmharay hath mai ye kya hay?

Pathan: Sir, Ye Rab Nawaz ki ammi hay aur hamari khaala hy.

Geo pathan

Ek pathan apni 1 din ki beti ko goad mein lay kar bola.!

Agar tum 1 saal pehlay paida hota to apni ammi, abbu ki shaadi bhi dekh leta.... :-)

Pathan v molav

.Aik shadi main pathan or molvi aik sath baith gaey, chawal ke sath murgha bhi rakha gya.
Molvi ne dekha to murgha pathan ki taraf tha aurr chawal molvi ki tarf thy..
molvi ny us tray ko ghumaya or murgha apni taraf kia.
pathan:ye kya kar rahe ho?
molvi: oye khan k bachay iski tangain Qiblah ki taraf thi.

Sardar

1 SARDAR dewar k sath peshab kr raha tha. khirki sy 1 orat boli nzr nhe a rha dewar he. SARDAR. dewar sy thora pichy ht kr bola.

Baji ab nzr a rha hay..?

Love funy

Larkiyan apny boy frind ka naam kuch aisy save karti hain
1- jaanu
2- jaan
3- my love
4- sweet heart
5- shona..
Aur larky apni gf ka naam aisy save karty hain
1- usman plumber
2- goga paan wala
3- afzal tunda
4- suleman chay wala...
5- bashira motiwla
6- ameen repairing

Pathan

ایک ہندو مسلمان ہوا تو لوگوں نے بہت بہت مبارکیں دینا شروع کردیں تو وہاں ایک پٹھان سے ہنسی نکل گئی تو لوگوں نے ہنسنے کی وجہ پوچھی تو اس نے کہا جب گرمیوں میں روزہ رکھے گا پھر پتہ چلے گا

Funy

Foyea
Ftuma
fmerea
Fpyarea
Fsea
Fdosta
Fhoa
Fia
Fmissa
Fyoua
Fina
Faa
Fnewa
Fstylea
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.₹:)
samj nhi aya na hr lafz ka pehla or akhri word hata kr parho.

Naras doctor

1 Nurs ka Mangetar Usy bari Hasrat se:

"Janu Kaash mujhe koi Haadsa pesh ata tu main Tmhare Ward me Admit hota, Tm meri Khidmat krti or main jaldi Theek ho jata"

Nurs: Jaan Tmhen mere pas koi Haadsa nhi balke Moujiza hi la skta hy,
Q k
main
DELIVERY Ward mein hoti hoon.

Sardar

1Srdar Hospital K Bahir Ro Raha Tha.


Kisi Ne Pucha K Kyun Ro Rahe Ho.



Sardar: 10 Saal Baad putr Paida H0ya,

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Nikka jya

Funy poetry

Apki yaaaaaad main 1 shair arz hai

Itwarrrr k bad ata hai peeeeer

Wah wah

Itwarrrr k bad ata hai peeeeer .

Ab tu sms bhej 2013 k
*FAQEEEEEEEER*:

Pathan

Dr:ap itny zakhmi kesy howy
Pathan: wo hum paros me rang ranglian manata pakra gya
Dr:kis ne pakra apki BV ne ya us k shohr ne?
pathan: hum 2no ki Biviyo ne(".)

Panjib

Teacher panjabi Student se Btao fast,
faster, fastest
forms ko panjabi mai kesay kahein ge?

Student: nass, taiz nass, nass kutay dya putra nassssss..

Pathan sms

New Married Pathan And Pathani.

Pathani :
Hamara shadi ko
Mashaallah 24 ghenty ho chukey hain.


=Pathan :
Han Aur aisa lagta hai jaise kal ki bat hai:-):-)p

Pathan&panjib

"Bacha"
paida krne ka muqabla huwa

Punjabi
Pathan
Sindhi
Or
Baloch
Ko 5 Saal K Liye 1,1 Aurat Di Gai.

5 Saal Baad
Sindhi k 5
Punjabi k 4
Baloch k 2
Or
Pathan ko 1 bacha huwa, or is terha sindhi ko award number One diya gia, Pathan bola ni Hum number One ha,
Sab ne Kaha sirf 1 Bacha ha number One Q ? pathan bola
hmara himmat Or mehnut to dekho, in Kamino ne mujy "KHUSRA" diya tha"

Sutdent

Beti: Ammi mera English teachr kitna khubsorat hy na?

Ammi:Beta ustad baap ki jga hota hy.

Beti:Ammi ap hmesha apny chakkr me rehna hmara na sochna.

Ab aaye ho to phir wohi takrar na kerna

*=*MuLaQat*=*
TEXT BY
IMRAN KHAKI
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Ab aaye ho to phir wohi takrar na kerna..!<
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Phir zikr-e-siyasat ka ghu'naGar na kerna..!<
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Cigret, na jalana k fiza main hy khushbu..!<
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Barbad mere phulon ki mehkaar na kerna..!<
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Naraz na hona meri darKhast pe herGiz..!<
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Cofee, K liye aaj to israr na kerna..!<
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Aao zara sarkon pe tehal len mere sathi..!<
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Sardi to hy beshak magar inkar na kerna..!<
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Agar chal nahi sakte ho to chalo geet hi sun len..!<
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Per pop, suna'ne ka khataWar na kerna..!<
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Ye raag, ye sangeet mujhe dete hain lori..!<
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Ger sone lagon to mujhe bedar na kerna..!<
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Khud hi mujhe ehsas hy apni ghalti ka..!<
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Tum apni shikayat se sharam saar na kerna..!<
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Dekho mujhe der lagta hy ghuse se tum'hare..!<
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Tum mujh se khafa ho B to izhaar na kerna..!<
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Jate ho? suno! car, ko aahista chalana..!<
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Phir tez khuda k liye raftaar na kerna..!<
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==>END<==
KHAKI.G
12: 00 am
Thr 24/01/13

Funy sms

1 larka 1 larki ko cafe me akaly betha dakh kr larki ki table pe gya or kaha:
Kia me ap ky sath beth skta hn . ?
Larki (chilai): Nhi me aj rat tmhare sath nahe guzar skti.
Sub l0g dekhny lagy,
Larka sharminda ho geya,
Kuch dar bad larki us k pas gai or mafi mangi or kaha:
Me NAFSIYAT ki stdnt ho or parh rhi hn k log sharminda ho k kia MEHS0S krty hain,
Larka(CHILAYA): what?? 10 hazar 1 rat k buhat ziyada hain kuch kam kr0 yr, sub log larki ko dekh kr hansny lagy,
or phir ahista se b0la: ab MAHSOS kr sali. ..:-):-)

I am Diploma holder..
HAHAHA

Polic sms

Police waaly ne Rikshaw driver se poocha larkiyon ko ly kr kahan ja rahey ho.?
Driver totla tha kehny lga,



1 ko College me Chod-dun ga

1 ko Ghar chod-dun ga

1 ko Hostle me Chod-dun ga



Ek Larki boli ye kia bkwas hy.?

Driver bola Chup raho warna tum ko

yahin Chod- dun ga.

Yun Na Mujh se har baat pe KHAFA hua kar ae

"DOST"

Ek ty bijle di TENSI0N ae uton tery dramay ni mukdy
(".)
< ((> Sudhar ja...
_//_

Suna hai aap college me baray nalaaiq thay ap ki khala ko phone kya tha woh bata rahi the

Or Dair Rat tk charas pe kr Tunn Rehty Thy ap ki Baji bta Rahi Thi

Aj raat mere sath bhang peene ka bholay to nahi

"kesay bholta subah se sms kr k mera magaz jo rahi ho

Aap ki mami b kuch bta rahi thi

"kya aaj sare balnce ki maa chod di.?

Ummmhom....

Haan... To yeh mona randi kon thi.??

kahte hain baton baton main
Telenor ka Pakistan

Srdar park me betha tha

Friend Kya kr raha hy

Srdar Badla le Raha hon

Friend Kise


Srdar Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hon

Papu sms

Son: papa Mummi k 2 or Cow k 4 q hen?

Dad: Baghairt,kahan se seekh kr aya he ye?

Son: papa me to Paon ki bat kr raha tha,
Ap ki to soch he PEIN YAKON wali ha'

Meri hasrtain meri chahtain sub tery wasty ,,
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.2 ubly hoy aandy 1 mery wasty ty 2ja v mery wasty.: )
(',')
<)-(>ki karan thand
e bari a:-):

Haha

FunY THAND

Wo insan bohat qismat waly hyn
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Sardi me bister pe japhi dal ke sote hyn
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Msg by tarse kunware, thand k maray :-D;-) .

Sardar sms

Sardar Di Maa Sardar Nu:

Uth Ja Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ay:
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Sardar:
"Ty ki hoya Amma..
O Sonda v ty Maghrib t00n
Pehlaan A ;)

G00d M0rning "!

Begum sms

Doctor: Aap Ka aur aap ki begum ka Blood group aik hi he. Mariz: Zahir he 19 saal se mera khoon pi rhi he... AIK hi hoga..

Funy sms

Mene kaha Mohabbat mein kuch b kr sakta hon,

Wo Boli:"Ublay huay Anday ka Omlet bana kr Dikhao"
/(',')
)(>
_/ /_Zubeda Apa
ka Number Hy To Send Karo Yar..

Love sms

Uski NIGAH me itna asar tha jan-e-ada

Ik nzr me hi gira dala
SAMOSA mera
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Gndi neyat
<( ',')
)(> daikh yar
QEMAY wala tha samosa

Pathan sms

AirHostes k breast pr Baj lga tha jis pr likha tha "Saima"

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Pathan: Bara khubsurat nam hai

AirHostess: Thanx

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Pathan:

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Doosry ka Nam nhi rakha.?

Funy

1 aadmi ne airport k cafe mai uniform pehnay 1 khobsurat larki dekhi

Is ne socha ye koi air hostis hy,
lekin ye pata nhi tha k kis airline ki hy?

Us ki tawajo hasil krny k liay woh us k nadzek gaya or bola
Emirates
Lekin wo chup rahi

Thori dair bad wo phir bola
Saudi Air's
Wo phir chup rahi !

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Wo thora or us k paas howa or bola
Aero Asia Airline

Larki ny gusay sy us ki tarf dekha or boli:

"Kia Takleef hai Kutte?
Admi muskraya or bola
Ohhh!! P.I.A.