Bacha:Kya ap Bagair dard k Daant(Teeth) Bahir Nikal Sakte Hain?

*Dr:Nahi.

*Bacha:Main Btaon K kaise Nikalte Hain?

*Dr:Han Beta Btao.



Bacha:Hahahahahahahahaha

Shaid

1 larki ny shadi k din inkar kr dia,
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Maa: beti maan jao boht shareef larka hai
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Larki: ammi jitna b shareef ho
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Aj rat laaazmi Begerti kary ga.:

Pathan sms

Pathan ka
>>Love Letter<<
Meri pyari Gulab Baji
Asalam-o-alikum
Baji Aaj Hum Tumko Apne Dil ki Baat Batana Chahta Hai khuda ka Qasam Hum Ne Tum ko Jab Se Dekha Hai Humara Neend ur Gaya Hai. Hum Ek Dum Sharif Larka Hai Baji, Sab Larkiyon ko Behen ki Nazar Se Dekhta Hai Hum Se Shadi karlo Tum, Hum Tumhain Bhaiyon ki Tarha Mohabbat karega, 0r Tum Hum ko Nhi Mili Na To Tumhara ye Bhai Tarap Tarap k Marjayega Qasam Se.
Faqat Tumhara Bhai GUL KHAN

Pathan sms

Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai
ek sal bad pathan ka baap america sa wapis aya Us na poucha teri maa kahan ha
Pathan bola Wo to pichlay sal hi mar gai thi Baap Ronay laga or bola Kuttay
Kaminay tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi Pathan bola
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Mein ne socha surprise doon ga

Raat ho chuki thi.

1 darkht ki shakh pe 1 vaila Bulbul loray jesa mu bana k betha hua tha.

Wahan se 1 jugnu ka guzr hua to usne bulbul se pucha
phudi k abi tk ghr nhi gaya
yahan betha kya muth laga rha ha

Bulbul tarp k bola
pain ykka, tu te bund te UPS lawaya hoya ay
Sady ghr light ni hai.

Pathan sms

Pathan ka pait kharab ho gaya Doctor k pass gaya Logon ki mojodgi mai kuch yun haal batanay laga Doctor sahib subha se Network kharab hy Miscall pe miscall Aa rahi hy Outgoing bilkul free hy Tarah tarah ki Ringtones baj rahi hain Pait main balance bilkul nahin rehta Jitna load karo sab khatam.:)

RPLY MUST please abhi nahi to bad m furst s
Q1:Apko Subse Zyada Sms Send krne wale ka Nam?
A:

Q2: Apko Ap k Msgs ka Fast Reply kon krta hai?
A:

Q3: Ap k 5 Best Friends k Nam?
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Q4:ap k dushmn ka naam?
A:

Q5:i m your?
A:

Q6:chahna acha lgta hai ya chahy jana?
A:
Q7:my name in ur cell?
A:
Q8: Pehli mulaqat me ksi me kya daikha krty ho?
A:

Q9:ajib-o-garib
Khuwahish?
A:

Q10:apny ap me kya pasand hai?
A:

Q11:mry ly pyar sy koi naam?
A:

Pathan sms

Pathan Jao drakhton our podoon ko pani dy kr aoe.

Maali Sahab bahir barish ho rehi hai.

Pathan aj koi bahana nehi chaly ga.

Chatri utha k ja pani Laga.

Pathan sms

Pathan grl frnd k 7 car mai lahore se faislabd ja rha tha.
Usne grlfrnd k legs pr hath rkha

Larki
Tm ise aage b ja sakte h0


pathan use multan tk le gya.

Pathan sms

Pathan BV k Liye phool laya
To
BV ny khush ho ker Apne kaprey utarey
Or
Taangen khol ker Bister Pe Lait gayi


pathan hyrat se bola

Ghar me Guldaan nhi hy kya

Pathan sms

Pathan (in police) station ye tasveeren kin logo ki hain

Police
Criminals ki jinko girftar karna hai

Pathan

To jb kheechi thi wahi pakar lete naa

Pathan&sardar sms

2 Brilliant Minds

Pathan & Sardar
Pani Peeny Gaey To Glass Ulta Para Tha

Sardar
iska To Moonh He Band Hy

Pathan
Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy..!

Bacha Sms

New GenEration
1 orat ne 5 Sal k Bache ko Cigarete Pity Dekha to bachy se Kaha:
Kia tumhare Parents ko Malum hei k Tum Cigarette Petay ho?

BACHA : Dhuwan Chhortay huay...

Mohtarma !
Kia aap kay shohar ko maloom hai kay aap aik ghair mard say batain kar rahi hain ??



Kaka rockd.....
antie shocked..!!!

Dosti

Mujhy In Subjects Me Marks Dijye.

Dosti ( )%
Sadgi ( )%
Zidi( )%
Shararti( )%
Cute( )%
Zaheen( )%
Ghussa ( )%
Prsnality ( )%
Stylish( )%
repy mst.

Funy Poetry

MAZLOM SHOHAR*

Jabse hui hy shadi
Ansu baha raha hon

Afat galay pari hy
Usko nibha raha hon

Bachon k sath betha
Khana paka raha hon

Aafat gale pari hy
Usko nibha raha hon

Soi hy wo palang pe
Sir dard k bahane

Kiski majal hy jo
Jaye use uthane

Yaaro bura na mano
Me sir daba rha hon

Dunya ko ye pata hy Begum ka hon me shohar

Jis ghar ka tha me malik
Ab ban gya hon nokar

Bistar laga rha hon
Chadar bicha rha hn

Afat gale pari hy
usko nibha rha ho.

Wapada sms

Lrka rishty k lye lrki k ghr gya,

lrki k Walid sb: beta kya naam ha?

Lrka: je Salman

Walid: mashallah! kitna prha ha?

Lrka: je MBA kiya ha

Walid: bohat khoob! kahan rhty ho?

Lrka: je defence mein

Walid: mashallah mashallah! kya krty ho?

Lrka: je WAPDA me job krta hun

Walid: Uth kuttey dya putra
Teri baji nu paraan
Oye teri maa ty habshi chary kisi Gadvi wajaan wali dya bachya.
Teri baji nu soor chodn
Nass ja ethoon kisi makhtaar maai dy bachy

Funy

Light k baghair rehne walo

Dehshat gardi bardasht karne walo

Aik mulk mein 2 eid manane walo

Strike mein ghar bethne walo

Har cheez pe Extra tax dene walo

Sheher ki lights ka bill apne ghar se dene walo

Sailaab mein dia hua saman Dobara market se kharidne walo

33 ka petrol 80 mein or 20 ka diesel 85 mein kharedne walo

100 ka load kra k 85 use kerne walo

Agricultural country mein Cheeni 85 rupay kharidne walo

Ko good morning

Funy

.Larki: AaJ mein tumhen wo jaga dikhaungi jahan mera apendix ka operation hua
tha

Larka khush ho k
Han jaldi dikhao

Larki: wo dekho



"Agha Khan Hospital"..

Funy poetry

Kbi toot k
bikhro to muje
yad kr lena
DOST

Hm thora boht
welding ka kam
b janty hain (',')'
,).( switch 0n kr Chotey.! !-
ustad light nhi ha-

Marasi

Judge:Tum Teesri Baar Adalat mein aa Rahe Ho,Tumhein Sharam Nahi aati?

MIRASI:
Mola khush rakhe, janab Tusi Roz Aandey O,Tuwano Te Dhub k Mar Jana Chaai Da A

Funy poetry

Jo Detey Hen Larkiyon ko TOHFAY
Wo Uthatey Hen Unki Shadi k SOFAY

Jo Jaty Hen Un k Pichey
WoH Aatey Hen Unki Doli k Nichey

Jo Kehtey Hen Unko JAANU
Woh ban jate hain unke bacho ke MAAMU
So.
NO GIRL FRIEND=NO TENSION
A public service msg for the young boys
Life is very achi with out any bachi

Funy sms

Jis Bhai Ko Petrol 20 Rs/L Chahiye Wo Es Pump Se Ja Kr Ly LeAL-AKRAM Petrolium G-16 Khalil Road,,,,,,Saudi Arabia

Faraz sms

Iqrar-e-Mohbt Koi Jurm To Nhi

faraz

Bs Itna Pata Krlo K Larki Ka ABBA rangers me to ni ha _ _ .¤'
_ (,',) _ uncle me nai tha

Tum hi to ho

Hmari Dosti Telenor jesi nhi k bs "Talk Shawk"

Mobilnk jesi b nhi K "or sunao

Zong jsi b nhe k bs "sb kah do"

Ye to Ufone jesi he
Q.k
"Tum Hi To Ho.

Hahaha

FAZOOL MOTI:-)
1)Kisi dost ki Larai hojay or dushman ziyada hon to apne dost ko hi peet do.:-)

2)Agr kisi ka kuch ni bigaar skty to us ko mon chira k bhag jao:-D

3)Kbhi pitne lago to dushman ko bhai banalo.;-)

4)Sheir sirf apne ghar k samne ban k ghomo.:-P

5)Hmsha mashwara lo mgr do nahi
warna zalil he ho gy:-D

6)kbhi apne dost pe bharosa na karo
agar wo bharose k kabil hota to kisi achy insan ka dost hota ..

Gujar sms

Hamne tanhai mai B srf tum ko Chaha hy dost

Warna.
log to tanhai mai nargis k mujray Dekhty hain.
(',')> way
<) ) Gujraa
/ > way.

Sardar sms

Ek srdar Ka Hath Machine Me Akar KAT Gaya,

Us K DOST Afsos Karny K Liye Aye or Kehny Lagy Shukar Karo K Tumhara
SEEDHA Hath Nahi Kata
Warna Tum Khana Kaise Khaty,

Hath Kaise Milate?

Srdar:Ye to Tum Humare Dimagh Ki DaaD Do

Aya To Humara
SEEDHA Hath Hi Tha

Humne Kheench Kar Foran ULTA Hath De Dya-:)

Pagal sms

Ek pagal letter likh raha tha.

Doctor ne pocha kis ko likh rahy ho

Pagal Khud ko.

Dr Kia likha hy

Pagal Mujhy kia pata.
abhi mujhy mila thori hy

Funy

Ek Larki Shop pe Bolnay Wala Tota Lene Gai
Larki Totay se:
Me kaisi Lagti ho

Tota:
Ghashti Lagti ho

Larki:
Tota Batmiz ha

Shopkeper ne Totay ko Le Ja Ker Pani Me doboya

or
Pocha:
Ab Gaali de ga?

Tota:
Nahi

Larki:
Totay se
Agr mere Gher Mere Sath
1 Admi aye to
Tum kya Socho gay

Tota:Tumhara Pati
Lrki.agr 2admi ho to
Tota.tmara pati & dravr
Lrki.Agr 3 ho
Tota.Pati dravr & bhai
Lrki.Agr 4 ho to?

Tota:
le ao pani

Me te Pely e kya c k
"Gashti ae".

Charsi sms

Charsi Qabristan main Churs P raha tha.
Police: Kya kr rhe ho?
Chrsi: Abu k lia Dua.
Police:Ye to Bche ki Qabr hay.
Chrsi:Abu Bachpan me hi mrgye thy.

Funy

Ek khud kush hamla aawar ne apne boss se kaha!
"Sir G! barood thora ghat paya karo,
Pichli vari sada banda


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jannat to v 33 kilo meter agge nikal gea c.

Pathan sms

BORDER PE jung
SHURU HO GAYI

Pathan Major sahab me dushmano ki maa chod dunga

major Maan k Loorey hume dushman marne hai paida nhi karne..

Funy

Batamiz Bachaa,
Kalay dukandar sy..

"Uncle rang gora krne wali cream hae''?
Dokandar:han hai
Bacha:te mama landa q nai ?

Funy

BALOCHI-
Hmare regastan me awaz maro
Khush Amdeed
to wapis awaz ati hy
Amdeed Amdeed

PATHAN-
Hmare paharon me
i love u
bolo to awaz ati hy
Love uLove u

PUNJABI-
Ae keri gall a,
saade pind wich awaz maro
Teri maa nu...
te wapas awaz andi ae

Teri pen nu...
Teri nikki nu..
Teri wadi nu;-)

Wapada sms

Agr koi aapko dopeher 3 bje kahe
GUD NIGHT

ya shaam ko kahe
GUD MORNING

ya raat ko 3 bje kahe
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

to samhaj len k wo wapda k zulm ka shikar hy
Bjli ne unhen zehni mareez bana dia hy.
Asay logon k leay dua keren
ALLAH unhe sabr de
AAMEEN
Meri taraf se ap ko bohat bohat
Eid Mubarik

Pathan sardar sms

5 pathan aur 1 sardar Helicopter ki Rassi sey latkay Huay thay.
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Pilot nay kaha Load ziyada hai,
1 fard ko rassi choorna hogi.
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Ye sunn kar sardar nay kaha K Rassi ko Chhornay ki Qurbani main daita hoon !
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Ye sunn kar saaray pathan Taaliyaan Bajaaney Lagay or Sab ger gay
GEO pathan

Funy

Aj sheela ki Birthday hy.
ye msg 9 logo ko send kroge to kuhwab me sheela ayegi.
1 larkay ne jhot smjh k DELETE kr dia us k khuwab me Zubeda Apa agai !! =Aj sheela ki Birthday hy.
ye msg 9 logo ko send kroge to kuhwab me sheela ayegi.
1 larkay ne jhot smjh k DELETE kr dia us k khuwab me Zubeda Apa agai !! =

Funy

2Dost Sfar Pr Ja Rhy Thy Rasty Me Rat Hogai Wo TENT Lga K So Gay

RAT Ko 1 Dost Ki Ankh Khuli
Usny 2nd Ko Jga Kr Kha
Asman Ki Tarf Dekh K Btao Tmhen Kya Nazr Aya?

2nd Dost Boht Sary Sitary

1st: Is Sy Kya Pta Chalta Ha?

2nd:Asman Khubsurt Ha Or Roshni B Ha

1st:Anni Deya Koi TENT La K Ly Gaya E.

Sardar sms

1 sardar shadi K
foran bad nokri
K silsily me 2sry
mulk chala gia:

5 saal bd wapis aya to ghr m ghusty hi 4 bachy papa khty huy us sy chimat gae

Sardar ne BV se
Pucha, Ay ki ?

Srdarni muskraty huy
Surprize.

Tussi mery lai 5
Saal tk bhr ja K
Kma skdy o ty
me ki tuady Lai
ina v nai kr skdi.

Sardar sms

1 sardar ko uska Susar joty mar raha tha.
Waja?
Susar:Main inu hasptal tu sms kita mubark howy tusi piyo ban gay o.
Es ne apny sary yaran nu 4wd kr dita.

Sardar sms

1 Sardar Bus mein 1 molvi ko dekh kar darte darte poochta hy,
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Molvi Saab Tussi
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Dam darood wale ho ya Bam barood waly....

Pathan Sms

1 pathan Qasaai ban gaya.,
Jab wo pehla janwar zibah karnay laga to confuse ho gaya aur bhool gaya k churi pheirtey huwey kya parrhna hai.

Ek lamha sochny k bad churi phertay howay onchi awaz se bola
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Happy brithday to you

*1 Jaan Leva SawaaL*

Suppose aap mere sath
Raat k 3 baje akele ghar main bina light k chatt ki Sedhiyon pr bethe Baatein kr rahe hn,
Itne main niche gahr main phone bjta hy
aap mujh se wapis aaney ka waada kr k jaa kr phone attend krte ho
Jo mere ghar se aata hy
Jis se aap ko ye newz milti hy k 5 ghanty pehly meri maut ho gai hy
Kiya aap wapis upar aao gy?
Agar han to Q?or
Agar na to Q?

Miraci

1 Mirasi Public Toilet gaya Or 2 ghanty bad nikla.

Bahir betha Jamadar bola 40 rupey.

Mirasi bola Maula khush rakhy Sarkar Tatti kiti ay dubai call nai kiti

Pathan sms

1 pathan Asman Pr Dekh Raha
Tha
Usne Dosre pathan Se Pocha:

Ye SURAJ He Ya CHAND?


Dosra Pathan bola
Pta Ni hum is shehr me nya aya he

1 FAQEER ne ghr k bahir se Awaz lgai

Babu ji roti milegi

Andar se awaz i

Biwi ghar pr nhi hy

FAQEER
Mai ny Roti leni hy

CHUMMI nhi

Haha

1 Bacha Rote hoe Apni Maa Se

"Papa Ne Mjhe Kiss Nai Kia"

Maa:
"Beta aap Ne ABC Nhi Sunai Hogi?

Beta:
"To ap konsa roz ABC sunatihain"